OrlaTEST

Dear Friend,

By tomorrow you could have in your hands… a legal version of Germany’s most sophisticated steroid called Oral Turniabol (OT). No Kidding Friend, because there is a loop-hole in the law that allows for it’s legal sale in all 50 states… for now anyway!

So if you want unbelievable increases in size, strength, and muscularity… you need to “get on the horn” and order some just as you finish reading about the most unique steroid in the world!

ORAL TURINABOL, THE AMAZING STORY!

Prologue of the true story of Oral Turinabol… in April 1983 two enterprising bodybuilders from Cologne, Germany back their Volvo into the loading dock at a local pharmaceutical company and began loading the first of many “batches” of OT into the trunk. And off they went to every gym in Europe selling so much “OT” they could hardly keep it in stock!

You should understand that back in the early 1980’s, European authorities could have cared less about busting people for steroids. Shoot, they don’t care much now... but back then it was wide open… and their guys were the only ones who had access to the massive direct supplies from someone “on the inside”.

And needless to say, they got extraordinarily rich doing this and actually used this money to create a successful chain of Resort Hotels in Europe!

Anyway, this is how Oral Turinibol was launched into the mainstream bodybuilding world... and it caught on like wild fire and here’s why.

OT WAS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR TOP GERMAN ATHLETES!

Most people don’t know this but what makes OT so unique is… it was specifically created for East German Athletes. In fact, it was “THE DRUG” of the powerful East German Olympic teams that “per capita” won far, far more medals in the 1988 Olympic games (the won 102 medals with a population of only 16 million while the US won 94 medals with a population of 240 million)!

So, with this in mind, it’s now easy to conceive that the best (and brightest) steroid biochemists in the world created it… and they did! Listen, what’s so unique about OT is that it seems to only have a mild suppression effect on the hypothalamus (the portion of your endocrine system that triggers testosterone). However, once you “cycle off”, your natural testosterone levels can actually “rebound” much easier!

Don’t you see the pure genius in this? Almost all steroids severely suppress the HPTA (hypothalamus /Pitutarity/ Testicular Axis) and it may take months for it to fully recover… Let alone immediately rebound! Now obviously, not everyone rebounds fully... we still highly recommend Post Cycle Therapy.

Another thing that is extremely, extremely cool about OT is that the muscle you gain from is can actually be permanent (as long as you continue training hard and eating right). This is because OT stimulates the heck out of what is called mRNA activity. And when this happens… all hell breaks loose as far as muscle building is concerned. That’s because increases in RNA activity signals the muscle cell to make new "templates” of itself using your dietary protein as a building block!

UP TO 20 POUNDS OF SHREDDED MUSCLE ON YOUR FIRST CYCLE!

Now how much muscle you gain on your first cycle is an individual thing based on genetics, diet and training… but many guys have gained 20 pounds on their first 12 week cycle on products of this caliber!

And this should not be surprising because the “newness” of the chemical structure of OT to the hormonal receptors of your muscle cells. It will ignite muscle growth like crazy!

You see, the muscle cell receptor is naturally designed to receive testosterone based hormonal signals, and that’s why they are called receptors. Now, there are no specific receptors for particular steroids, like some misinformed "guru's" have illuded to. However, these receptors “get used to" any steroid or prohormones that repeatedly land on it.

So, if it hasn’t seen a particular steroid molecule, the receptor will be “ultra excited” about it and start building muscle like crazy!

In fact, because of the newness and uniqueness of OT… even “heavy dose” former steroid users are exploding with pound after pound of very lean and shredded muscle.

And “re-focus” your attention on the word Shredded, because that’s exactly the kind of muscle OT can produce... because at between 30-40 milligrams a day… it will not convert to estrogen and you’ll can get hard as a freakin diamond!

And there’s a big difference between 20 pounds of bloated testosterone muscle and 20 pounds of ripped and shredded muscle that seperates practically every time you breathe.

Quick, Call Now While OrlaTEST Is Still Legal!
(and while its still in stock)

Now, quite obviously, the original Oral Turinibol from Germany is banned and cannot be legally imported into the country.

However, due to an incredible “loophole” in the law, a legal prohormone (that is a precursor to the original OT) is now available!

Its called OrlaTEST and it comes in 25mg Capsules. Now, imagine a conversion rate of about a 65% to the target molecule... this would mean for every 50mg of the prohormone would give you about 30mg of the target Oral Turinabol. And since most guys back in the hay day used between 30-40mg… you’re getting the same dose as long as you take two per day! (Some guys only take one because of the potency)

So quickly, what on Earth are you waiting for? OrlaTEST is perfectly legal… but we could get a notice from our law firm any day that its chemical structure has been banned and we’ll have to pull it! So quick, call right now and reserve your supply or OrlaTEST while its still legal. But more importantly, you should call now and order before we run out of stock! We only have a limited supply of OrlaTEST and its going fast.

So get to the phone now and call our friendly customer service and he’ll “hook you up” with some OrlaTEST the legitimate second coming of Oral Turinabol, the most amazing and unique steroid in the World!